"Puke Fumes proves why a federal background check and a seven day waiting period for the purchase of musical instruments is necessary to ensure the safety of all Americans."

~Andrew Arulanandam
CEO, National Rifle Association (NRA)

PUKE FUMES

"We're so bad. We stink.
We don't tune our instruments.
Most of the time we don't have
the right amount of strings.
And even when we do, the strings
are usually in the wrong order.
We are the greatest band of all time."

~Anonymous

SMELL THE FUMES